We have to knock this thing out of the park.
Category: Satire
Hot Pickup Lines from Dead Philosophers
God is dead, and so is this bar. Wanna get outta here? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Welcome to Amazon Crime!
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Do You Have A Moment For Some Unsolicited Male Feedback?
Just an idea, but what if…
Hi! It’s Me, Your Friend From the Laundry Room Sophomore Year of College. Have You Thought About Buying doTERRA?
How are you? Are you still using Tide Extra Brite?
We Want Your Male-Driven TV Series About Men
We’re looking for stories with strong male friendships that highlight the beauty of men supporting men.
Dear Straight Women, I’m that Flannel Shirt You’re Thinking About Buying and I’m Here to Tell You that I’m not Interested
Remove me from your Amazon “fall buys” list. I don’t know what else to do but to tell you: Straight women, I’m not interested.
I’m a Swan, But I Don’t Do Monogamy
I saw you gliding across the pond and I said to myself, “That’s the most beautiful swan I’ve ever seen.” I’d like to get to know you. What do you say?
How to Survive the Carnage in Hallmark’s Christmas Village
The rumors that we plan to slaughter every townsperson who doesn’t fit into a narrow cookie-cutter mold are simply not true. While Hollyville Falls has been accused of being as straight and white as an orthodontist’s wet dream, we have a place for ALL types, from tall, gorgeous white people to average-height, gorgeous white people—even beautiful blondes.
Goodnight Gen-Xer: A Bedtime Story for the Generation That Tucked Themselves In At Night
In a twice-mortgaged townhome’s main bedroom there was a landline