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Category: Weird
How to Tell if He Loves the Ancient Aliens TV Series Ironically, or Like, For Real
Because you have to know.
Things Real Housewives Have Been Mistaken For Post-Surgery
Ramona Singer was mistaken for a kitchen sink.
This is the Most Personality a Personality Test You Will Ever Take Will Ever Have
Screw Myers-Briggs.
Brenda, the Catwoman (and other Hybrid Creatures that Didn’t Make it to Hollywood)
Brenda was the original catwoman.
How to Replace Your Finger with a Worm
You will become the talk of all your friends and colleagues.
Numbers, Ranked
80. Man, you can’t beat 80. Eighty is like a tall, refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot day. We love the curves on this guy and we bet you do, too. Buckle up, readers: eighty is our number one number!
I’m a Swan, But I Don’t Do Monogamy
I saw you gliding across the pond and I said to myself, “That’s the most beautiful swan I’ve ever seen.” I’d like to get to know you. What do you say?
FOUR EFFECTIVE TIPS FOR KILLING YOUR HOUSEPLANTS
Photo by Liza Summer from Pexels Keeping your plants alive and healthy sounds complicated. And, actually, it is. If you’re anything like me, you’ve completely given up on trying to maintain a healthy houseplant. So instead, today I’m […]
How to Survive the Carnage in Hallmark’s Christmas Village
The rumors that we plan to slaughter every townsperson who doesn’t fit into a narrow cookie-cutter mold are simply not true. While Hollyville Falls has been accused of being as straight and white as an orthodontist’s wet dream, we have a place for ALL types, from tall, gorgeous white people to average-height, gorgeous white people—even beautiful blondes.